Come on
inside
the world
of fine linen,
starched napkins,
stiff waiters
and
high society,
visit
THE WAITER'S DIGEST
by helmut s.
Enjoy hospitality at its
finest...
Here you shall find
information about
service,
food
service history,
drinks,
restaurants and
hotels,
local and
international.
Offered to you are large servings of nourishment for the inquisitive mind. Waiting on you
is helmut. In addition to the short-short stories, find tales and get to taste the spice
of helmut's
poetry.
All
writings are by helmut s unless otherwise stated on the page.
Check out the examples of uncommon
writings, which include a
7019 word sentence,
if you are a James Joyce reader it may look somewhat familiar
to you. Have a look at
Chaucer, next to a crash-course in
waiting on tables.
Learn
napkin folding, read
napkin poetry or
treat yourself to one of helmut's
CD creations.
Need a joke? Want to laugh or make
someone else laugh? Liz, one of the prettiest ladies and
finest tour directors has a suitcase full of
them jokes.
Keep in mind those are the type of jokes told at the bar
and to grown ups.
When people talk about American
politics, do you want to know some facts about the
U.S.
history?
Written in California, land
of the quakes, the Waiter's
Digest provides
also native info.
Let helmut serve you on tectonic plates byte-size pieces about
seismic activities,
geology and oceanography.
Please, feel free to sample and
digest. Okay, sure, take with you whatever you want and most of all enjoy your time on the
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02/19/07
