Jokes supplied by Liz Kelley,

a very nice lady and special friend of the author

Schatz,

here is one about those golden arches I have to tell you:

A trainee recently found a condom in a McDonalds hamburger: Here are David Letterman's explanations "The Top Ten List of McDonald's excuses for a condom in a Big Mac."

#10 We were test marketing the new "McTrojan." 

#9 Condom, condiment -- what's the difference?

#8 It was either there or in the vanilla shake.

#7 Turns out the rumors about Grimace and Mayor McCheese are true.

#6 We are experiencing with a new, even happier "HappyMeal".

#5 So what? A regular BigMac is 60% latex anyway.

#4 Employees to embarrassed to say, "Would you like condoms with that?"

#3 Drive through speaker broken "Cokes with lots of ice" sounded like "Provilactic device."

#2 Extremely cautious employees use both rubber gloves and condoms to guarantee satisfaction.

#1 McDonald's excuse for the Condom in the BigMac When you are serving billions and billions you can't be too careful.

Liz    

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07/09/07