Jokes supplied by Liz Kelley,

a very nice lady and special friend of the author

Here my love another lil joke:

A waiter from a local dinner house suffers from severe headaches during the day for many years without relief.  After trying all the usual cures he's referred to a headache specialist by his family doctor.

This a wealthy young doctor asks him what the symptoms are and he replies, "I get these blinding headaches during the early afternoons; kind of like a knife across my scalp and..." He is interrupted by the doctor, "...and a heavy throbbing behind the left ear?"  "Yes! Yes! How do you know?" The waiter asks.

"Well I am the world's greatest headache specialist, as you know. But I myself suffered from the same headache for many years. It is caused by a tension in the scalp muscles. Now this is how I cured it: Every day I would give my wife oral sex. When she came she would squeeze her legs together with all her strength and such pressure would relieve the tension in my head. Listen why don't you try such. Do as I described every weekday in the early afternoon for the next four weeks. When you come back next month let me know how it goes."

The month goes by real fast and the waiter is back with a bottle of champagne saying, "That's for you doc."   "Well how do you feel now?" The doctor asks.

"Doc I'm a new man! I feel great. I haven't had a headache since I started this treatment of yours." 

"When I heard about your pain I knew the cure!" The doctor proudly confirms his own thoughts.

As the patient leaves again he thanks the doctor over and over and just as he closes the door he adds, "And by the way I must say you do have a lovely home."

Liz

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01/09/09