Jokes supplied by Liz Kelley,

a very nice lady and special friend of the author

Hi my friend,

here's one about the cold kitchen,

Herbert worked in a large production kitchen. He always showed up in time and was willing to stay after hours if needed. Herbert had been there for a number of years.

One day when he came home he confessed to his wife about his most terrible compulsion. He had had for month a strong urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested at once that he should seek help, maybe to see a sex therapist or at least a shrink. Herbert indicated that he was to embarrassed. He vowed to overcome his compulsion on his own.

Only a few weeks later Herbert came home absolutely ashen. His wife of many years could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Herby?" she asked. "Do you remember when I told you about this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Herby, you didn't?" "Yes, I did!"  "My god Herby what happened?"  "I got fired!"

"No, Herby, I mean what happened with the pickle slicer?"

"Oh she got fired too!"

Liz

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07/09/07